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This week's Top Ten List! submitted by jmy102.

Top 10 reasons to play Acrophobia.........

10. You really needed a break from Riven.
9. The only thing on TV is Info-mercials.
8. You want to make sure your arch-rival isn't winning.
7. You long to hear "We're back, let's Play."
6. You know a bill collector is supposed to call soon.
5. You want to see if there are any new commercials (i.e. you're "Beaned Out")
4. Who cares! It's only Christmas!
3. New Rooms.
2. "You Don't Know Jack" just dosen't seem as exciting anymore.

and #1 reason:

You just upgraded your modem, and want to see if you gained an edge in speed.

submitted by ~Nacho10628.

Top 10 reasons to play Acrophobia.
10. Do you really need a reason??
9. Great escape from mid-terms anxiety!
8. You can tell your mom it is your spelling homework.
7. At work it makes you look like you are working really hard on a project!
6. You can say words your mother would have washed your mouth out for and win the game.
5. It is a really great escape from family-get-togethers.
4. I I A R G G <------whatever you want this one to be.
3. You can make lude suggestions and people laugh instead of sueing you.
2. The catchy music easily drowns out screaming kids.

AND THE #1 REASON TO PLAY ACROPHOBIA........

1. YOU'RE ALREADY ADDICTED!!!!!

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